on robinhood chain. mostly asleep.
Dedd the Possum
not rugged. just playing possum.
contract
{{ address }}
hi. i'm dedd.
LP burned.
can't be
rugged.
can't be
rugged.
simulate a dip
go on. scare him. see what happens.
{{ bubbleText }}
resting his eyes
who is dedd?
dedd is a possum. when things get scary, possums play dead. when charts get scary, so does dedd.
✕he doesn't panic sell.
✕he doesn't cry on x.
he just flops over, sticks his tongue out, and waits.
every dip is just dedd resting his eyes.
the dedd cycle
chart dumps ↓
dedd plays dead
chart crabs →
dedd peeks one eye
chart pumps ↑
back from the dedd
how to join the dedd
1
get a wallet
metamask or coinbase wallet. dedd doesn't care which. he's asleep.
2
get eth on robinhood chain
bridge it over. possums can't bridge. you can.
3
go to uniswap
uniswap v4. connect your wallet. the unicorn is friendly. probably.
4
paste & swap
paste the $DEDD contract. swap. flop over. wait.
the boring part
dedd fell asleep writing this
chain
Robinhood Chain
an ethereum L2. trade on uniswap v4.
total supply
1 billion
1,000,000,000. fixed forever. no mint function.
team / dev tokens
0%
the dev holds zero tokens at launch. not even dedd gets a bag.
liquidity
LP burned
100% of the supply is in the pool. nobody can ever pull it.
trading fee
1.5%
on every buy and sell, paid in ETH to the dev for development + marketing.
starting market cap
~$20,000
tiny possum. big nap ahead.
price floor
in the official pool, $DEDD can never trade below its launch price. he can lie down. he can't go through the floor.
the contract can't be changed. by anyone.
✕no owner
✕no admin
✕no mint
✕no pause
✕no blacklist
✕fees + limits hard-coded
launch protection (anti-bot)
first 15 seconds: anti-snipe buy tax starting at 49% (50.5% total), dropping to 0. snipers pay, it funds marketing.
sells: never taxed extra. ever.
first 24 hours: 1.5% max wallet (15M tokens).
then it all turns off automatically. nobody has to press anything.
contract
{{ address }}
don't trust dedd. check the receipts.
dedd memes
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